Did somebody ask for public humiliation? Because if they did, here it is ( Read more... )

When the feed first clicks on, everything seems normal. Just your average, everyday pain in the butt accidental video post facilitated by your friendly neighborhood nosy alien overlords. Dawn is looking through her closet, staring at her clothes consideringly.

Then, out of nowhere? Electric guitars, sounding out the intro to--

"Now listen ( Read more... )

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There's something about working in the kitchen - any kitchen - that makes Piper feel completely in control.

Ever since she discovered the huge kitchen in Buffy's castle, Piper has been positively itching to cook something in it. She has yet to ask Buffy if she can - and with everything that happened in the last few weeks, for a little while it ( Read more... )

A video feed cuts on suddenly, the image wobbling around and accompanied by a high-pitched beeping for a moment, until it settles into stability and silence. The screen shows a wide-angle view of a double bed, occupied by two bodies, one of which is a grumbling Giles, sitting up and rubbing a hand over his face ( Read more... )

Mirrors haven't been high on Dawn's list of priorities since they brought her back from Wolfram and Hart. Her arm is in a cast courtesy of Dr. McCoy, and every single part of her aches. It's pretty obvious whatever stares back from the mirror is going to be a refugee from the latest Lifetime movie, not the face she's used to seeing. There's no ( Read more... )

Xander, having only just returned to the castle from his somewhat creepy experience in the Dioneae house, has been looking for Dawn in pretty much every feasible room of the building. It's just as he's dashing into the entrance hall (beginning to feel a knot of worry forming in his stomach) that he sees Buffy. Or rather, that he sees Buffy shutting ( Read more... )

When Xander awakens in what is quite evidently not his habitual sleeping quarters in Castle Summers, and instead appears to be the lounge of a... strangely abandoned but seemingly normal house (other than the odd coldness) he proceeds to freak out. Mildly. As one does. The sleeping bag is cast off, and he grabs the nearest weapon-like object, ( ( Read more... )

[The days in which Xander would have panicked blindly about a friend going missing (and Buffy going missing in particular) are mostly behind him. Two years as acting-Watcher for a few hundred teenage girls (let's pretend that doesn't sound quite so questionable) have drilled a lot of the comical flailing out of him. He sounds like he's holding it ( Read more... )

McCoy has seldom got a good night's sleep since his divorce. Not because the bitter experience left him with bad memories that kept him awake at night, but because he had met James T. Kirk not long after the event and shared a dorm with him at the Academy ( Read more... )